Swamp Boat

We are planning on selling our home soon. We have a few projects around the house to do in preparation for the sale. We will touch up the chipped paint, replace a door knob and take down some tortured and abused window hangings. We have even considered finishing the basement to increase the sale value.

Relatively speaking, the home is pretty nice. There are double paned windows throughout, a double car garage and the front yard is looking top notch.

While living in the home I've considered the location a disadvantage. For the sale, however, we have the advantage of being near Kearns. Kearns is known for its white trash life style, hence white trash housing. Our home is a lot nicer than most homes in the area. We don't have any fist holes punched through our walls or doors. That is a definite bonus!

We may run into some trouble while selling the home due to our neighbors choice of yard paraphernalia. The front yard of a house across the street has a basketball stand with out a basketball hoop, four or five bicycles scattered on the lawn at any given time, a banana chair, three orange parking cones, a half blue/half white garage door and garbage cans left curb-side constantly. While standing on our back deck, we have the lovely view of a trailer and a motor boat intended for use in a swamp. A swamp boat in our next door neighbor's front yard? What nerve! Perhaps they are not aware the UTAH IS A DESERT! They are anxiously awating the return of Lake Bonneville, in which case they will be the only ones prepared for life on water.